noch was für alle Phantom Phuckers:
I'd rather be a pimple on a syphilitic whore,
Than a backseat driver on an old F-4.
Don't put me in an F-4D, 4D
Don't put me in an F-4D.
I'd rather be a hair on a swollen womb,
Than be a pilot in an old Phan-tomb.
I rather be a pimple on a dirty *ock,
Than be an F-4 jock.
I'd rather be a bloody scab,
Than to fly with a bent-up slab.
I'd rather be a rotten bum,
Than fly a plane without a gun.
I'd rather be a *iss in a bottle,
Than fly a plane with more than one throttle.
I'd rather be a *eckerless man,
Than fly a bent-up garbage can.
I'd rather be most anything,
Than to fly with a folding wing.
I'd rather give up all my cheatin'
Than to fly a plane with a rotten beacon.
How much lower can you stoop
Than want to fly a droop?
We don't know how they stay alive,
Flying something heavier than a 105.
Just remember, you phantom flyer
You have twice the chance for fire.
We got one engine, you got two,
As a word of parting, *uck you!
:D
